Quick cleaning with a gentle touch!
Now offering household services too!
*This meter has been replaced 47 times due to Rachel's excessive softness
Rachel is famously very soft - which means your precious paintwork and delicate surfaces are in the gentlest of hands. No scratches, no harsh scrubbing, just pure softness!
True to our name, we're quick! Rachel doesn't mess about (well, she does - that's her job - but she cleans it up fast!)
Every car and home gets treated with the care and affection only Rachel can provide. It's not just cleaning - it's a spa day for your stuff!
"She's so soft, she once apologised to a sponge for squeezing it too hard." - Satisfied Customer
"Rachel cleaned my car so well, it filed for a name change to 'Sparkles'!"
Our diverse team of highly specialized professionals:
Rachel
Also Rachel
Yep, Rachel
Still Rachel
Surprise! Rachel
You guessed it... Rachel
*Yes, it's all Rachel. She's very versatile.
Bring your car (or your date's car) for a romantic wash. Includes rose-scented freshener.
Get your motor looking motor-vational!
Exterior wash - in and out faster than you can say 'squeaky clean'!
"We're wheely good at this!"
Interior + exterior wash with vacuum. Your car will feel like new (or at least newer).
"We'll clean your ride until it shines bright like a diamond!"
Premium wash, wax, interior deep clean, and air freshener. The works!
"So fresh, so clean clean!"
Because cars aren't the only things that get dirty!
✨ NEW! ✨
All windows inside and out. No streaks, no squeaks, just sparkle!
"We see right through the competition!"
Wash, dry, and fold. We handle your dirty laundry so you don't have to!
"We're loads of fun to work with!"
Kitchen, bathroom, living areas - wherever chaos has struck!
"Mess with us, we'll clean it up!"
How much softness does your car need?
Try your luck! Every spin is a winner!*
*Prizes may not include actual discounts
Upload a photo of your car and let Rachel's advanced sensors analyze it!
Click to "Upload" Your Car Photo
(We definitely analyze it very scientifically)
Thoughts, musings, and apologies from the world's softest cleaner
January 15, 2026
From squeegees to soap dispensers, no cleaning tool goes un-thanked in my world...
Read More →January 10, 2026
They said softness was a weakness. I said 'watch me clean this car without a single scratch'...
Read More →January 5, 2026
A deep dive into the therapeutic benefits of sponge conversation...
Read More →Witness the transformative power of Rachel's softness
The Classic Transformation
Autumn Special
Bird Incident Recovery
Emotional Support Wash
*Results are 100% real and definitely not just emojis
Show your support with official Rachel's In & Out merchandise!
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SOLD OUT£15
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SOLD OUTEverything is perpetually sold out due to overwhelming demand. (Rachel made one of each and kept them all.)
Give the gift of Rachel's softness!
Don't be dirty - let Rachel sort you out!
(That sounded better in our heads, but you get the idea)
*Rachel's softness is medically verified and may cause jealousy in other cleaning services
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